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Troy — The Landlordin' Test
So, you reckon you've got what it takes to be a superfly, badass ghetto landlord, eh? Well wise up sucka, this here's your chance to put your bread where your mouth is at!
This quiz is designed to test your knowledge of the Troytastic lifestyle — from the hardnosed, dog-eat-dog world of slum management, to his infamous way with the ladies — and only by taking it will you know if you're truly up to running your own lettings empire, or if you ain't never gonna achieve anything more than kissing whitey's ass.
Remember, this shit ain't no walk in the park — you'll have to make some difficult decisions along the way. Are you ready to...
Take the Landlordin' Challenge!