Despite being a hotbed of funky 70s retroness, this site uses cutting-edge Cascading Style Sheets in order to achieve its superfly appearance. And goddam! you seem to be using an uncool browser that doesn't support all these badass features, 'yo ungrateful mutha! You need to get with the vibe and upgrade to newer browser, right now, or Troy'll be round to bitchslap your honky ass right into the 21st century!
COMING SOON TO A SQUALID BEDSIT NEAR YOU
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND
April 2006—Word on the street is, Troy: Rent is Due is back, and it's badder than ever!
He's the cat that won't cop out, when there's tenants all about!
He's the Private Landlord that's a sex machine to all the chicks!